Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi
Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi
To Maa ne pocha:
Tumne dua main kiya manga?
Larki.
Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,
Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?
Larki: muskuraty huayA
(mubeshir mehmood)
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MAA:
Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan.
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(NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 897 views
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