A friend asks sardar how was your exam?
Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 692 views

Aey Circuit, ladki ko

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar 2 sardar

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baba Ji Ka Dera

Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya..

Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya..
Malika vaha gayi to..

...to anarth ho gaya..

Babaji jalke bhasam ho gaye!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)