Baniya Log Akhir Itne Paisi Kyu Bacahte Hai?
Muftimal Baniya Apne Antim Samaye Par Apni Patni Ko Bulata Hai.
Muftimal: “Sunti Ho Tum Kaha Ho?”
Patni Daudi Chali Aayi Aur Boli: “Haan Ji, Main Yahaan Hoon”
Muftimal: “Mera Beta Aur Beti Kahaan Hai?”
Bache Bhi Muftimal Ke Paas Aaye Aur Bole.
Bache: “Ji Papa, Hum Bhi Yahi Hai”
Muftimal Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Bola
Muftimal: “Jab Tum Sab Idhar Ho To Phir Sath Wale Kamre Ka Pankha Kyun Chal Raha Hai?“
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