Ek Sardar Petrol Pump Gya
Likha Tha:
Don’t Use Mobile Here

Sardar Ne Mobile Nikala
Aur Apnay Her Dost Ko
Phone Karke Kaha:
Call Mat Karna
Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1273 views

Tech Support for the Young

My husband Jeff and I incurred several problems while

assembling our new computer system, so we called the help desk.

The man on the phone started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon, which confused us even more. 'Sir,' my husband politely said, 'please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old.'

'Okay,' the computer technician replied. 'Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Customer and tech support

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.

Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.

Tech support: That doesn’t sound good, I’ll make a note.

Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn’t inserted it yet, It’s still on my desk. Sorry….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Purchasing A Turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta : What is the similarity

Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?

Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)