Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Santa: Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Banta: Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai "Auto-Me-Takli"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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