Pathan In Crore-Pati
Pathan In Crore-Pati
Amitabh : ' 9 0' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??
Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola
Ayesha Manzil .
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 627 views
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