50% Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai,
Kaise ?

Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Ayenge Soni I Love You Ab Kya Soni Wahaan Padane Jayegi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 693 views

Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

Aik Pathan Army Mein Bharti Hota He
To Use Gun Chalana Sikhai Jati He

Wo Gun Pakarta He Or Puchta He

Is Ka Moon Kis Taraf Ko Karna He Apni Taraf Ya Dushman Ki Taraf

Army Officer Jawab Deta He
Jis Taraf Bhi Karo Ge
Faida Pakistan Ko Hi Ho Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I love U!

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Not feeling well

Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well
Father: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Major Rohail

Major Rohail:
Yaar tu itna bara ho gaya hai...
Aur ab tak teri darhi moonch nahi aai?
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Pathan:
O yara hum apni AMMI pr gya hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)