Boys Ka Common Sense Bilkul Zero Hota Hai
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Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Ayenge Soni I Love You Ab Kya Soni Wahaan Padane Jayegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 993 views
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PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN
Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time.
Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kehtey hain ek ladkii k padhne say saaara ghar
taalim e yaafta hojaata Haii
Lekin
Ladki k college jaaney se jo dus ladke fail hojaatey
hain...
...
USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Pathan 15 Sal Se
Allah Se Ro Ro K Aulad K Liye
Dua Mngta Rha
1 Din Pthan K Pas Frshta Aya
Aur Bola:
Khan Tujhe Khuda Ka Wasta
Hy Pehly Shaadi To Kr Le…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr
Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe
bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K
SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe
Hoti.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
PIA Air Hostess Passenger se:
Aap Khana Khaeyn gayn??
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Passenger: Choices kia kia hain???
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Air Hostess: YES or NO-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rat k 3 bje santa k phn per phn aaya=HELLO
yahan FATIMA MAHFOOS rahti hai kya?
Santa-kutte itni rat ko ager fatima mere pas hoti
to kya mahfoos rahti..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Polio team darwazay pe ai
Pathan: begum Bandooq or kartoos kahan hen.
Polio team bhagi
Pathan ne awaz di: Ruko ye humare bachon k naam hen
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)