Ek aurat coma main chali gai

Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....

Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...

1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
. Lekin .

Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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