Mother's and Wife's Tears
Chintu: Papa What's the Difference Between
Mother's Tears & Wife's Tears?
Father: Mother's tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife's Tears Affect your POCKET. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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