Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 851 views
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