Santa: I need Poison.. Chemist: I can't sell without prescription.. Santa shows his used Ra.One tickets... Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 696 views

is line ki english banao

Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.

Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ajeeb Farmaish Santa Ki

Ek Baar Santa Ke Gaanv Mein Ek Minister Aya Hua Thha
Logo Ne Apne Gaanv Ko Sudhaarne Ke Liye Kayi Cheezo Ko Maang Ki

Santa Bhi Bola: “Hume Apne Gaanv Mein Pul Chahiye”
Minister Hairan Hote Hue: “Par

Tumhare Gaanv Mein To Koi Nadi Hi Nahi Hai”

Santa: “To Fir Hume Nadi Bhi Chahiye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Result card

Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay

Aik hotal kay bahir board laga tha keh khanay khoob kaiye bill aap kay potay ada karein gay aik shakhs nay khoob pait bhar kar khana khaya thori der baad wetter bil lay kar aagia who shakhs hairan hua keh yeh bil kaisa hai? Wetter nay kaha yeh is khany ka bill hai jo aap kay DADA nay khaya tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great insult

Great insult…!!
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Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
ek Ladki Baithi hui thi
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Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie
Chahiye…….. ??
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Ladki – Nahi Mera
Boyfrnd Hain Mere
Sath.!.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)