Santa: I need Poison
Santa: I need Poison.. Chemist: I can't sell without prescription.. Santa shows his used Ra.One tickets... Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 843 views
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