Santa: I need Poison

Santa: I need Poison.. Chemist: I can't sell without prescription.. Santa shows his used Ra.One tickets... Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 677 views
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Lady- Rahul mera bhai tha!

Lady- Rahul mera bhai tha!

Daya- Kya?? Rahul tmhara bhai tha?

A.C.P- Sch sch btao rahul tmhara bhai tha?

Aurat- Han mae sch kehrae hun rahul mera bhai tha!

Abhijeet- MY GOD

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Iska matlb tm rahul ki behn ho! :-D ...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

k JIN agaya or bola:

“samandar me koi chez phenko,

agar mene dhond li to me tumhe mar donga..

Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!

Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia..

MBA student ne Memory Card phenka, JIN ne dhond lia or usy bi mar dia!

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,

wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli: “Chal Beta Ghr Chal, Boht Kaam Para Hai”

JIN Shocked

AAAPA ROCKED

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Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?

Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

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Credit card

Reporter:
Ap ne Credit Card chori wale case se kya sabak
hasil kya?
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Shumila Rana:
Shoping waha ke jae jaha Security Camera na lga
ho

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Twitter Hai
Orkut Hai
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
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Mere Paas "KAAM DHANDA" hai!

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1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha

1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..

punjabi se:

Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A

Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947

Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.

Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye

1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani

ab sardar se:

Q:naam?
ans: B.A

Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi thi per 1947 me

Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans:wese to kitne aye ge lekin ab GEELANI sahab hai

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Teacher: What Is The Difference
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Sardar:
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Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida
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Faida...

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