Santa: I need Poison
Santa: I need Poison.. Chemist: I can't sell without prescription.. Santa shows his used Ra.One tickets... Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 703 views
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High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Santa, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Santa: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Memon Apni Bv Ka Sadqa Utarta Hay
10 Rs Ka Or Us Main
90 Dal Kr Mobile Card Load Kar Leta Hay
Bv Pochti Hy Ye Kya Kia?
Memon:
Sadqa Gharib Govt Ko Chala Gya
Aur Balance Meray Pas Agya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
Santa: woh kyu?
Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?
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Mt krna
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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
2015 ki phli bezti
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
NeW sTyLe 2 PrOpOsE a GiRl
Dekho me nhi chahta k mera beta bara ho k tmhari
beti ko line maray
Bura lagega
Agar Tum han karo to dono ko bhen bhai bana dete
hen
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia
Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita…?
Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao Pandit: Fer Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)