This is not fair

Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”
Student replied, “This is not fair teacher, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 710 views
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