Girlfriend ko gift

SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.
BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,
SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI
PAHNI NA HO
BANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 573 views
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