Mehman khana khate hue bole

Mehman khana khate hue bole:-
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai??

Chootu-Tum jaldi se kha lo,
Wo apni plate pehchan gaya h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 695 views
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