Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye



Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?

Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.

Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?

Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 499 views
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