Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?

Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.

Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?

Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1082 views

In a Hospital a Doctor Was

In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book..
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Guess the Name Of That Book?
How To Become a Doctor
In 30 Days!';

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dog Barking

A blonde and her husband are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barks and wakes them up. The blonde sighs, shakes her fist and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' She runs out of the house and five minutes later she comes back with a smile on her face. The husband asks 'So, what did you do?' The blonde says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Goal is main nahi

2 Sardar Watchng Match Whem Dhoni Hits A Bndary
1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua
2nd- Abe Tu Sardar Hi Rhega
Goal Isme Nhi Cricket Mein Hota Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

APPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt

APPU : Daddy, have you
ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do
you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did
you get THIS mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-yar banta apne India me

Santa-yar banta apne India me sabhi kutte kamjor q hote hai?Banta:kyuki sab kutto ka khun 2 DHARAMENDER Pee jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)