Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye
Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye
Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?
Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.
Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?
Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 498 views
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