There Is No Word
Hitler Says: “There Is No Word
Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”
Pathan Says: Ab Bolne Se Kya Faida Hitler Bhai, Jab Kharidi Thi
Tab Hi Check Kerni Thi Na,
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