Machli khayega
Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 943 views
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Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?
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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
2015 ki phli bezti
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