Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya



Doctor Ne Pathan Ko Samjhaya Ke Agar Wo Roz 3 Km Chale To 1 Saal Mein 50 Kg Wazan kam Ho Jaye Ga.

1 Saal Baad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki,

Doctor Sahib Wazan To Kam Ho Geya Hy Magar 1 Problem Ho Gayi

Dr: What problem.

Pathan: Khocha Ham Apna Ghar se 1100km Door Pohanch Geya Hy…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 538 views
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