Ek Ladka Jyotish Ke Paas Apna
Ek Ladka Jyotish Ke Paas Apna Haath Dikhwane Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Jyotish Ladke Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola.
Jyotish: ?”Beta, Tum Bahut Padhoge?”
Ladka: “Baba, Padh To Main 8 Saal Se Raha Hoon, Ye Batao Ke Paas Kab Hounga?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 522 views
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