Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 783 views

Liza and Ann

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: A s*x maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GOLU-Mera beta meri kahi har baat

GOLU-Mera beta meri kahi har baat manta hai
MOLU- Are wah,Tumne ye kaise kar diya
GOLU-Maine use keh rakha hai jo ji me aaye karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Based on the telenor ad

Based on the telenor ad:

Biwi: Suna hy catch ch0rnay k mamlay me aap baray dil phenk thay..ap k bhai umer akmal bta rahay thay

Der raat tk sattaybaz0n k sath bethe rehte the..ap ki ammi ko call ki thi wo bta rahi theen..

Kamran: kya sara credit aj hi khtm krdya?

Biwi: Ahan…

Han tou yeh r0ss tayl0r k0n tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bechare Janwar Bhi Ab Darte Hai

Ek Jungle Mein Mor Aur Morni Bethe The, Mor Ka Man Morni Ko Kiss Karne Ka Kiya,

Mor Morni Ko Kiss Karne Hi Laga, Ki Morni Use Rok Ke Idhar-Udhar Dekhne Lagi, To Mor Ne Puchha,

Mor: “Kya Hua Janu?”

Morni: “Dekh Rahi Hoon Aas-Pass Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Saale ‘MMS’ Bana Lete Hain“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani Awam Ki

Pakistani Awam Ki Insaniyat K Liye
3 Khidmaat Aesi Hain K
Dunya Main Koi Hamara Muqabla Nahi Kar Sakta.
1. Bhai Motorcycle Ka Stand Utha Lo.
2. Bhai Bike Ki Head Light Band Kar Lo.
3. Bhai, Baji Ka Dupatta Utha Lo, Wheel Main Na Ajaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)