Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .
Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .
To 2 minute apni ankhain band karo Or socho
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. Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye =D
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 818 views
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