Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 878 views

Amoment which

A Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega

Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:

Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye

To Aap Kya Karenge..??

Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..

Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??

Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..

Interviewer: Why.??

Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye

Pathan Ka Bacha Khushi Khushi Bhagta Hua Aaya..

Pathan: Kiya Hua.??

Bacha: Baba Aaj Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye..

Pathan: Wo Kese.??

Bacha: Mere Ek Daant Me Dard Tha,
Me Wo Nikalwany Dentist K Pass Gaya,
Us Ny Kaha: "Meri Fees 500 Rupay Hai,
Tum Chahy Ek Daant Nikalwao Ya Sary.."
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Phir Baba Me Ne Rs.500 Me
Saary Daant Nikalwa Diye.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhokha Nahin De Sakte

Naukrani: malkin aap udaas kyon hain?

Malkin: tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai.

Naukrani: nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)