Bus train and ladki

Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.
Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1106 views
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