1 sardar nashte main sabut anda

1 sardar nashte main sabut anda khane ki kosish kar raha tha to kisi ne pocha
aree ye kai kar rahe ho…?

To sardar bola paise bacha raha hn aj pora anda sabut khao ga
kal pora anda nikle ga kal phr kha lnga paise bach jae gay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views
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