aur yaad aa jati hai
Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Ki
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Honay wali
Bahao…
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 629 views
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