Bna dandt peda hue
Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi
Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi
Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or
Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida
Hua!
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