What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S – Sardaron Ke
M – Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 817 views
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