Mera basta ve le jaen

Sardar k ghar chor aa gaya sardar k bete ki ankh khul gai.
Beta aahista se chor se bola;mera busta v le k jaen nai te mein khap pa deni aa

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 730 views
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