Sirf yahi ap ka hai
1 admi k 10 bacho me 1 alag dekhta tha.
Jb us ki bv marne wali thi to us ne apni bv se pocha ab to bta du ye kis ka hai'
bv:sirf yahi ap ka hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 790 views
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