Naswar
Khyber Pakhton Khwa ki Manzori k Baad,
Pathan Bhaiyon ka 1 Aur Mutalba...
Naswar ko Qaumi Phal Qarar Diya Jaye
by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 951 views
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Ye hai aam jindagi.:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
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Ye hai mentos jindagi:-P
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