Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Boss:Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Employee:To Get Married
Boss:What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?
Employee:Your Daughter!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 765 views
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Usko paane ke liye mein bhagvaan se bhi lad leta!.
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par phir maine socha,
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Exams ka time hai!
Bhagvaan se panga thik nahi!
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