Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Boss:Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week?
Employee:To Get Married
Boss:What Stupid Woman Would Marry You?
Employee:Your Daughter!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 783 views
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