Sardar Ji Ne ApniGirlfriend k KaandhePer Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "ILove You"

Girlfriend - "Zor SeBolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai MataDi" ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 999 views

Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki

Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki

Molvi:ene juti chuki edi tend kro

Sardar:aik pair le lo te foji cating kr deo

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui

1Machar ki shadi Makkhi se hui , Raat ko Machar bahar baitha tha To dusre Machar ne poocha kya hua?
Machar bola "Yaar Teri bhabhi ALL OUT laga ke so rahi hai".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tabhi Pathan Ghar Late Pahunchta Hai

Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Pathan: “Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?”

Aadmi: “21 No.”

4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadmi Wapis Aaya To Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khada Thha”

Admi Bola: “Kya Hua Khan Sahab Aap Gaye Nahi Abhi Tak?”

Pathan: “Bas Yaar, 18 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai Do 2 Aur Guzar Jayein To 21 Number Aa Jayegi To Ham Jayenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Repoter to sardar

Reporter: Sardar jee:
agar apki bivi ko jin chimat jaye tu aap kia kro
gey?
Sardar:
Main ki krna ay, galti jin di ay apey pugtey ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

My 4 year old son

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

He stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)