Phatan train me su su kr k aya

Phatan train me su su kr k aya..

BV:Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?.

Phatan:Toilet mein likha hy“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 742 views
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