Girl boy se bolti h

Girl boy se bolti h tum kitne bhai bahen ho

Boy- hum 7 bhai bahen h

Girl - Q baap ko or kuchh kaam nahi tha kya

Boy ladki se bolta h tum kitne bhai bahen

Girl - hum 2 bhai bahen h

Boy - Q baap me dum nahi tha kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views
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