Aik Gaon main

Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School
Ma Chutti Ho gai

School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon
Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola

Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!

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