Ek Baby Girl Ko Kiss Karte Hue Dekha

Ek Bacha Girl ko Kiss Karte Hue

Ek bacha girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.

Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.

Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata ,

Baccha pareshan ho kar.

Bhaar mein gayi duniyadari

Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 646 views
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