Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 663 views
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