Baghair Chhat Wali Car

3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:

Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.


Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.


Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
Q K Mere Abbu to Ganjay hain. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 707 views
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