Baghair Chhat Wali Car
3 Bachay Aapas mein Batein Kar Rahe Thay:
Pehla Bacha: Main Bhooray Rang ki Car Longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Bhooray hain.
Dosra Bacha: To Mai kaali Car longa Q K Mere Abbu k Baal Kaale hain.
Teesra Bacha: Main To Baghair Chhat(Roof) ki Car lon ga
Q K Mere Abbu to Ganjay hain. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1034 views
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