Santa:Meri Premika Ki Mang Itani Badi Thi Ki Mujhe Usase Rishta Todna Pada.
Banta: Uski Mang Kya Thi

Santa: Shadi ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views

Aj Girl friend ke shadi

Aaj Girl Friend ki shadi main jaa k ye Ehsaas hua

Faraz

K Biryani achi ho to Mohabbat bhi pheki lgti hai

( ',')/
/)( de na Yar.
LL

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar starts shouting in a store.....

Sardar starts shouting in a store......

where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this

Sardar: it is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Your kids

Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on
lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry?

How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)