Darwaza kholo tumhari biwi

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Darwaza kholo tumhari biwi truck k neechy aa kr paper jesi ban gai hai.
Sardar:
Tay darwaza kholny di ki zarurat a thallon ee phara day.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 975 views
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