EK aadmi qabar k paas bet

EK aadmi qabar k paas betha tha,
Musafir ne poocha DAR nahi lagta?
Aadmi bola is main DARNE ki kya baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi bahar aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views
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