Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho
Admi: Tum Bahaduri Wala Konsa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?
Pathan: Mein Saanp Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon...
Admi: Woh Kaise??
Pathan: Hamare Mobile Mein Snake Wala Game Jo Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 731 views
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