Sarak k dono terf

GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he
MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 794 views
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