Husbd: Darling, years ago u had
Husbd: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views
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Toy Train se khel rha
tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utarna hai
utr jao..."
.
.
.
Uske BAAP ne uski train
rok k 1 zor se
thappad laga diya...
.
.
Bachha thodi der ro k
chup ho gaya aurfir
shuru ho gaya,
.
.
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna
hai chad jao, Jis
KAMINE ne utrna hai utr
jao ."
.
.
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki
wajah seTrain 10
min
late ho gayi hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Can you remember any of these: 1. Sookh sookh patti, chandan-gotti; raja laya, mahal banaya, ek anokhi rani laya, raja rani khade jharokhe, sooraj chamke, patti sokhe. 2. Mein chhipana jaant ...
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Principal: Chaman tum class mein der se kyun aaye ho?
Chaman: Sir, gaadi puncture ho gayi thi….
Principal: To tumhe bus se aa jaana tha
Chaman: Socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha….
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Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain Pathan: 3 Molvi: shabash kon kon se? Pathan: Shampo! Sabun! Or Tolya!…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 admi k 10 bacho me 1 alag dekhta tha.
Jb us ki bv marne wali thi to us ne apni bv se pocha ab to bta du ye kis ka hai'
bv:sirf yahi ap ka hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Padosi Mulla Ek Din Us Se Bola
Mulla: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”
Santa: “Agle Hafte, Kyu?”
Mulla: “Tujhe Parde Gift Karne Hai, Teri Wife Ko Tere Saath romance Karte Hue Dekh-Dekh Ke Bore Ho Gaya Hoon”
Santa Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Tera Birthday Kab Hai?”
Mulla: “Agle Mahine, Kyu?”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Najomi Boy ka hath daikh kar bola :
Baita Tum boht Parhogay
.
Boy: Saalay.. Parh tu mai 12 saal sai raha hon, yai batawo Pass kab honga
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Aik Dafa Aik Sardar Boht Serious Tha Bas Yaar Iss
Sey Bara Jhoot
Mujh Sey Nahee Bola Jata
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pahtan-
Aaj mera roza toot gya
.
Major Rohail-
Who kese?
.
Pathan-
Hum ne aaj ghalti se
Purane time k
Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya
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the water disappears in 5 mins.
In Pakistan, afer rain,
the Road disappears in 5 mins.
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