Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena
Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath Nahi Jaana Chahta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 666 views
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