1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..


1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..

Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 857 views
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