Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine
Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine se dimag tez hota he
Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 963 views
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