Arbi sekh lo pathan

Aik pathan 2 arbion k pas se guzara wo aik dosre ko galian de rahe the .

Pathan:qari sahib mujhe bi in duaon me yaad rakhna

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 568 views
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