A punjabi women in London,

Telling 2 english doctor about her baby’s illness. . .

Doctor My baby is ill 1week da,

Na eat da na sleep da,

Bus weep da e weep da

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 655 views

A teacher had a 5 year old come up to

A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.

The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?" The student replied, "It's dead."

The teacher asked, "How do you know for sure?"

The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"

He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, Psst and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan train me su su kr k aya

Phatan train me su su kr k aya..

BV:Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?.

Phatan:Toilet mein likha hy“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Rasty main larkay chairty hain.

Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain.

DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Police team drwaze pr aai,

Police team drwaze pr aai,

Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?

Police team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)