Kaal Kare So Aaj Kar
Ek Admi Apne Bete Ko Buri Tarha Se Maar Raha Tha
Sath Wale Padosi Ne Ye Dekha To Hairan Hoke Uske Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Padosi: “Arrey Itna Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?”
Aadmi: “Kal Isska Result Aane Wala Hai Or Mujhe Aaj Tour Pe Jana Hai Socha Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Hi Kar Loon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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A Genius Answer:
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